Fate has brought us here

Because I've been away from my computer all day and just saw that stuff now.

And I'm not a bird.

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BirdBoy has very pretty wings. And the feathers! Catseye loooves the feathers. :D

Catseye still thinks BirdBoy could have left it alone. hrm.

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I'm glad that you think these things on my back are pretty. They're mostly just a nuisance to me.

I was sure that once Kyle and Forge wake up in the morning they'd continue posting about their dangly bits. This was just to head them off at the pass.

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But BirdBoy said he liked dangly bits!

And...

HAPPY KITTENING DAY! :D

*purrs*

Mreeow! Wait, Catseye has changed to human now. Okay! Or is it Happy Birding Day? Catseye is not sure. But Catseye does think either are better then just saying Happy Birthday. That is boring, said that way.

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I do like dangly bits. I won't deny that. But that doesn't mean I like Kyle's and Forge's bits. (And I can hear Forge heave a huge sigh of relief at that.)

I. Am. Not. A. Bird. I am a human. Or whatever species a mutant is. I was born normally from a human mother. I'm not part of a litter, and I didn't hatch from an egg.

But thanks anyway. See if Sam or Paige remember.

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Oh! Catseye thinks that makes sense, then.

And Catseye still thinks BirdBoy has very pretty feathers. Catseye looooves the wings.

*purr purr purr*

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So do you, like, understand non-Catseye logic, or am I making Catseye-sense now?

Do you think I'm prettier than Terry, then? Because if you do, then I'm laughing at her right now.

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x-siryn.livejournal.com

No fair asking the cat if she likes the bird or the human better!

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My bits, dangly or otherwise, are not generally a topic for consideration.

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SHINY BITS! :D

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I swear, I'm going to butter your paws and put you on the linoleum.

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Catseye likes butter.

Catseye also knows where Forge keeps all his shiny bits.

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Wait, what bits are we talking about now? Are we still talking phallic or have we moved on to Forge's spare parts and shit?

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Just the spare parts! Nothing else is shiny, despite whatever reports are going around. Not that anyone would know, for the record.

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PurpleBlinkGirl wanted to check!

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I am completely 100% certain she did not.

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Then why did PurpleBlinkGirl say it?

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I... am going to go to sleep now, and when I wake up, this will hopefully be less surreal. I blame Vegas.

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Oooh! Catseye will be right there! :D

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Phallic? Catseye would like an explanation on that, please.

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Phallic means having to do with the penis. You know, the dangly bits we've been talking about. Well, one of them, at least. The other . . . I can't believe I'm explaining anatomy to you.

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OOOH! Penis!

Catseye understands now.

Are there other words like this Catseye should know about?

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There are lots of words that mean penis. And they're all pretty crude. Dick and cock are probably the two most often used.

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The shiny bits are important. You know which ones you're not supposed to play with.

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Catseye knows and can say entire list by heart!

And Catseye will behave, even if Catseye does like playing with the shiny bits.

*sigh*

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I think that was a lot more than anybody wanted to know.

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I usually don't consider anyone's dangly bits, much less talk about them. You can blame your roommate for bringing up this particular topic.

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Oh, believe me, I do. When in doubt, blame it on Kyle. That's my mantra.

And happy birthday, by the way. I'd have brought you something from Vegas if anyone had mentioned it.

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That's a good mantra. I might adopt that, too.

Thanks. But no problem, I didn't want to make a big deal (or any deal, really) out of it.

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x-wildchild.livejournal.com

Double jackass.

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x-wildchild.livejournal.com

Jackass.

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x-foliate.livejournal.com

Brother darling, it is not Monday. When it becomes Monday I will remember. Until then I have no idea what you're talking about, what ribbon behind my back?

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