Fate has brought us here

I do like dangly bits. I won't deny that. But that doesn't mean I like Kyle's and Forge's bits. (And I can hear Forge heave a huge sigh of relief at that.)

I. Am. Not. A. Bird. I am a human. Or whatever species a mutant is. I was born normally from a human mother. I'm not part of a litter, and I didn't hatch from an egg.

But thanks anyway. See if Sam or Paige remember.

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Oh! Catseye thinks that makes sense, then.

And Catseye still thinks BirdBoy has very pretty feathers. Catseye looooves the wings.

*purr purr purr*

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So do you, like, understand non-Catseye logic, or am I making Catseye-sense now?

Do you think I'm prettier than Terry, then? Because if you do, then I'm laughing at her right now.

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x-siryn.livejournal.com

No fair asking the cat if she likes the bird or the human better!

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My bits, dangly or otherwise, are not generally a topic for consideration.

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SHINY BITS! :D

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I swear, I'm going to butter your paws and put you on the linoleum.

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Catseye likes butter.

Catseye also knows where Forge keeps all his shiny bits.

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Wait, what bits are we talking about now? Are we still talking phallic or have we moved on to Forge's spare parts and shit?

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Just the spare parts! Nothing else is shiny, despite whatever reports are going around. Not that anyone would know, for the record.

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PurpleBlinkGirl wanted to check!

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I am completely 100% certain she did not.

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Then why did PurpleBlinkGirl say it?

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I... am going to go to sleep now, and when I wake up, this will hopefully be less surreal. I blame Vegas.

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Oooh! Catseye will be right there! :D

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Phallic? Catseye would like an explanation on that, please.

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Phallic means having to do with the penis. You know, the dangly bits we've been talking about. Well, one of them, at least. The other . . . I can't believe I'm explaining anatomy to you.

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OOOH! Penis!

Catseye understands now.

Are there other words like this Catseye should know about?

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There are lots of words that mean penis. And they're all pretty crude. Dick and cock are probably the two most often used.

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The shiny bits are important. You know which ones you're not supposed to play with.

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Catseye knows and can say entire list by heart!

And Catseye will behave, even if Catseye does like playing with the shiny bits.

*sigh*

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I think that was a lot more than anybody wanted to know.

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I usually don't consider anyone's dangly bits, much less talk about them. You can blame your roommate for bringing up this particular topic.

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Oh, believe me, I do. When in doubt, blame it on Kyle. That's my mantra.

And happy birthday, by the way. I'd have brought you something from Vegas if anyone had mentioned it.

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That's a good mantra. I might adopt that, too.

Thanks. But no problem, I didn't want to make a big deal (or any deal, really) out of it.

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x-wildchild.livejournal.com

Double jackass.

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x-wildchild.livejournal.com

Jackass.

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x-foliate.livejournal.com

Brother darling, it is not Monday. When it becomes Monday I will remember. Until then I have no idea what you're talking about, what ribbon behind my back?

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