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I like men's "dangly bits" as much as the next fellow (well, probably a lot more so), but I really don't want to hear about my roommates'. So maybe we can cut out that conversation now?

Date: 2004-12-12 08:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-catseye.livejournal.com
But the conversation had stopped! Why is BirdBoy bringing it back up?

Date: 2004-12-12 08:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-icarus.livejournal.com
Because I've been away from my computer all day and just saw that stuff now.

And I'm not a bird.

Date: 2004-12-12 08:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-catseye.livejournal.com
BirdBoy has very pretty wings. And the feathers! Catseye loooves the feathers. :D

Catseye still thinks BirdBoy could have left it alone. hrm.

Date: 2004-12-12 09:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-icarus.livejournal.com
I'm glad that you think these things on my back are pretty. They're mostly just a nuisance to me.

I was sure that once Kyle and Forge wake up in the morning they'd continue posting about their dangly bits. This was just to head them off at the pass.

Date: 2004-12-12 09:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-catseye.livejournal.com
But BirdBoy said he liked dangly bits!

And...

HAPPY KITTENING DAY! :D

*purrs*

Mreeow! Wait, Catseye has changed to human now. Okay! Or is it Happy Birding Day? Catseye is not sure. But Catseye does think either are better then just saying Happy Birthday. That is boring, said that way.

Date: 2004-12-12 09:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-icarus.livejournal.com
I do like dangly bits. I won't deny that. But that doesn't mean I like Kyle's and Forge's bits. (And I can hear Forge heave a huge sigh of relief at that.)

I. Am. Not. A. Bird. I am a human. Or whatever species a mutant is. I was born normally from a human mother. I'm not part of a litter, and I didn't hatch from an egg.

But thanks anyway. See if Sam or Paige remember.

Date: 2004-12-12 09:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-catseye.livejournal.com
Oh! Catseye thinks that makes sense, then.

And Catseye still thinks BirdBoy has very pretty feathers. Catseye looooves the wings.

*purr purr purr*

Date: 2004-12-12 09:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-icarus.livejournal.com
So do you, like, understand non-Catseye logic, or am I making Catseye-sense now?

Do you think I'm prettier than Terry, then? Because if you do, then I'm laughing at her right now.

Date: 2004-12-12 09:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-siryn.livejournal.com
No fair asking the cat if she likes the bird or the human better!

Date: 2004-12-12 09:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-forge.livejournal.com
My bits, dangly or otherwise, are not generally a topic for consideration.

Date: 2004-12-12 09:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-forge.livejournal.com
I swear, I'm going to butter your paws and put you on the linoleum.

Date: 2004-12-12 09:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-catseye.livejournal.com
Catseye likes butter.

Catseye also knows where Forge keeps all his shiny bits.

Date: 2004-12-12 09:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-icarus.livejournal.com
Wait, what bits are we talking about now? Are we still talking phallic or have we moved on to Forge's spare parts and shit?

Date: 2004-12-12 09:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-forge.livejournal.com
Just the spare parts! Nothing else is shiny, despite whatever reports are going around. Not that anyone would know, for the record.

Date: 2004-12-12 09:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-catseye.livejournal.com
PurpleBlinkGirl wanted to check!

Date: 2004-12-12 09:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-forge.livejournal.com
I am completely 100% certain she did not.

Date: 2004-12-12 09:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-catseye.livejournal.com
Then why did PurpleBlinkGirl say it?

Date: 2004-12-12 09:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-forge.livejournal.com
I... am going to go to sleep now, and when I wake up, this will hopefully be less surreal. I blame Vegas.

Date: 2004-12-12 09:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-catseye.livejournal.com
Oooh! Catseye will be right there! :D

Date: 2004-12-12 09:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-catseye.livejournal.com
Phallic? Catseye would like an explanation on that, please.

Date: 2004-12-12 09:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-icarus.livejournal.com
Phallic means having to do with the penis. You know, the dangly bits we've been talking about. Well, one of them, at least. The other . . . I can't believe I'm explaining anatomy to you.

Date: 2004-12-12 09:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-catseye.livejournal.com
OOOH! Penis!

Catseye understands now.

Are there other words like this Catseye should know about?

Date: 2004-12-12 09:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-icarus.livejournal.com
There are lots of words that mean penis. And they're all pretty crude. Dick and cock are probably the two most often used.

Date: 2004-12-12 09:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-forge.livejournal.com
The shiny bits are important. You know which ones you're not supposed to play with.

Date: 2004-12-12 09:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-catseye.livejournal.com
Catseye knows and can say entire list by heart!

And Catseye will behave, even if Catseye does like playing with the shiny bits.

*sigh*

Date: 2004-12-12 09:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-icarus.livejournal.com
I think that was a lot more than anybody wanted to know.

Date: 2004-12-12 09:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-icarus.livejournal.com
I usually don't consider anyone's dangly bits, much less talk about them. You can blame your roommate for bringing up this particular topic.

Date: 2004-12-12 09:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-forge.livejournal.com
Oh, believe me, I do. When in doubt, blame it on Kyle. That's my mantra.

And happy birthday, by the way. I'd have brought you something from Vegas if anyone had mentioned it.

Date: 2004-12-12 09:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-icarus.livejournal.com
That's a good mantra. I might adopt that, too.

Thanks. But no problem, I didn't want to make a big deal (or any deal, really) out of it.

Date: 2004-12-13 06:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
Double jackass.

Date: 2004-12-13 06:32 am (UTC)

Date: 2004-12-12 09:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-foliate.livejournal.com
Brother darling, it is not Monday. When it becomes Monday I will remember. Until then I have no idea what you're talking about, what ribbon behind my back?

Date: 2004-12-12 09:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-icarus.livejournal.com
It's been Monday for the past half an hour.

And I'm going to go mope now, because I don't want to be 17. I'd rather go back a year or so and replay some things.

Date: 2004-12-13 04:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-foliate.livejournal.com
So you wanted me to come in at midnight and do the whole Jay pounce thing you say?

Well, it will be... 48 minutes late, but I'll be right there!

Date: 2004-12-13 12:18 am (UTC)
xp_daytripper: (familiar)
From: [personal profile] xp_daytripper
There was a conversation on dangly bits and I missed it? Bugger.

Date: 2004-12-13 02:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-kitten.livejournal.com
I think you could probably still join in - it's the wonder of the text based, internet medium like the journal system - old conversations don't die, they just age off your friends page!

HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY Birthday Jay, cause it's totally Monday and well into it by now. And my this year be filled with JOY! and HAPPINESS! and BEACHES.

Date: 2004-12-13 03:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-icarus.livejournal.com
Talking about dangly bits (and I can't believe I'm still using this term) never gets old, anyway.

Thanks.

Date: 2004-12-13 03:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-kitten.livejournal.com
See, this was my point. Actually, it probably wasn't but I was far too hyped up to remember what my point was now. -shrug-

I hope it's a good one.

Date: 2004-12-13 04:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-blink.livejournal.com
happy birthday, Jay.

to you and your dangly bits ;)

Date: 2004-12-13 03:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-icarus.livejournal.com
My dangly bits thank you for the greeting. In, you know, a totally non-sexual way.

Date: 2004-12-14 04:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-blink.livejournal.com
of course. all of my harem is so non-sexual. 'tis sad. I think. I'm really not sure now...

Date: 2004-12-13 06:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
I wasn't happy about it either!

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