Fate has brought us here

My bits, dangly or otherwise, are not generally a topic for consideration.

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SHINY BITS! :D

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I swear, I'm going to butter your paws and put you on the linoleum.

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Catseye likes butter.

Catseye also knows where Forge keeps all his shiny bits.

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Wait, what bits are we talking about now? Are we still talking phallic or have we moved on to Forge's spare parts and shit?

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Just the spare parts! Nothing else is shiny, despite whatever reports are going around. Not that anyone would know, for the record.

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PurpleBlinkGirl wanted to check!

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I am completely 100% certain she did not.

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Then why did PurpleBlinkGirl say it?

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I... am going to go to sleep now, and when I wake up, this will hopefully be less surreal. I blame Vegas.

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Oooh! Catseye will be right there! :D

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Phallic? Catseye would like an explanation on that, please.

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Phallic means having to do with the penis. You know, the dangly bits we've been talking about. Well, one of them, at least. The other . . . I can't believe I'm explaining anatomy to you.

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OOOH! Penis!

Catseye understands now.

Are there other words like this Catseye should know about?

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There are lots of words that mean penis. And they're all pretty crude. Dick and cock are probably the two most often used.

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The shiny bits are important. You know which ones you're not supposed to play with.

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Catseye knows and can say entire list by heart!

And Catseye will behave, even if Catseye does like playing with the shiny bits.

*sigh*

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I think that was a lot more than anybody wanted to know.

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I usually don't consider anyone's dangly bits, much less talk about them. You can blame your roommate for bringing up this particular topic.

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Oh, believe me, I do. When in doubt, blame it on Kyle. That's my mantra.

And happy birthday, by the way. I'd have brought you something from Vegas if anyone had mentioned it.

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