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[x_icarus]

I like men's "dangly bits" as much as the next fellow (well, probably a lot more so), but I really don't want to hear about my roommates'. So maybe we can cut out that conversation now?

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[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

Wait, what bits are we talking about now? Are we still talking phallic or have we moved on to Forge's spare parts and shit?

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Just the spare parts! Nothing else is shiny, despite whatever reports are going around. Not that anyone would know, for the record.

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

PurpleBlinkGirl wanted to check!

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

I am completely 100% certain she did not.

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

Then why did PurpleBlinkGirl say it?

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

I... am going to go to sleep now, and when I wake up, this will hopefully be less surreal. I blame Vegas.

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

Oooh! Catseye will be right there! :D

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

Phallic? Catseye would like an explanation on that, please.

[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

Phallic means having to do with the penis. You know, the dangly bits we've been talking about. Well, one of them, at least. The other . . . I can't believe I'm explaining anatomy to you.

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

OOOH! Penis!

Catseye understands now.

Are there other words like this Catseye should know about?

[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

There are lots of words that mean penis. And they're all pretty crude. Dick and cock are probably the two most often used.