Fish?

[x_icarus]

I realize this tank must have been sitting in the room for some time and I havn't even noticed up until now. I know something is living inside, but it hasn't emerged from where ever its hiding. So, what is it, and does it bite?

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[x-wither.livejournal.com]

Your mind is a slightly scary place. I don't know if it'd taste any different. I mean, do mutants taste different from normal humans? Know any cannibals who want to have a taste testing? I'd think mutant sushi would have to be more expensive because it would be way rarer. Sort of like when you have organic food and nonorganic food (which sounds really funny to me post-manifestation, btw), it tastes the same but organic stuff costs more. SO I guess mutant sushi wouldn't have to necessarily taste different to be more expensive. Eddie appreciates you not eating him. Also, he's only like an inch and a half so there's not much to eat anyway.

Don't worry, sometimes people don't get half of what I'm saying when they understand English anyway.

[x-kaminari.livejournal.com]

~Translated from Japanese~

Sorry to be scary - my mind's overcharged, it being the weekend and all. Things go buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz and I would REALLY LIKE IT TO STOP NOW.

Yeah, mutant sushi would be really expensive. And also really popular. Like, do you know what Krispy Kreme is? I heard about it in Tokyo cause it was new and really popular but I never got to try it cause there was always a killer line and it was stupid expensive, especially when I was living on the street, but then I saw a box of them in the student lounge the other day. Actually, they're really pretty horrible. I don't know why people like them. Maybe only some mutant sushi would be tasty and some would be really bad. I wonder what kind of mutant would taste best. You'd probably taste terrible, and my muscles are all weird now, so I wouldn't taste good I think. Where would we find cannibals to test it, though? Are there cannibals in America? This place is scarier than I thought.

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[x-wither.livejournal.com]

It's okay. All that buzzing has to suck.

I don't like Krispy Kreme. They're always all mushy and gross and have too much glaze and not enough actual doughnut. What the hell is the point of eating a doughnut that is like half glazing? I bet there'd be some awful tasting mutant sushi. (Can you imagine how gross molting boy would be?) I don't think I should be eaten. I think I'd be like poison sushi. There used to be this thing in America called "Hufu" which was human flavored tofu, no joke. They got shut down like last year I think. We might need to go to a third world country for genuine cannibals.

[x-kaminari.livejournal.com]

~Translated from Japanese~

Why would anyone want to eat human flavor tofu? That sound terrible. And I don't know, your non-mutant-crab roommate might taste like chicken. Mmm, chicken. I want Kentucky. Do you have Kentucky here? My dad would always get us Kentucky for Christmas...

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[x-wither.livejournal.com]

I have no idea, I'm not a cannibal so I don't see the appeal. I think Eddie probably tastes like crab, not chicken. Jay's from Kentucky and he's got red wings, maybe he tastes like chicken.

I'm assuming you mean Kentucky Fried Chicken? Yeah, we got it here.

[x-kaminari.livejournal.com]

~Translated from Japanese~

Oh, he has wings. That would be why he's molting, then, and not a feathered ass? I don't know whether to be glad or not. A feathered ass would be kind of neat. But wings are probably neat, too. I think I'd kind of like to fly - Mr. Dayspring offered to take me flying someday, if I wanted.

Yes, that's what I mean. I like the colonel.

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[x-wither.livejournal.com]

You didn't know? Yeah, Jay has wings. No idea about his ass since I don't really stare at his ass or him naked or anything. There's definitely clothing involved in this suite.

Ah, yeah, you can get KFC pretty easily. There's one in town if ya wanna drive about 15 minutes.

[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

Clothing involved is a matter of opinion. Can we please stray the conversation away from a feathered ass that I do not have.

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

I am so only leaving my room when you're asleep then. And if we veer away Nori may lose all her entertainment.

[x-kaminari.livejournal.com]

~Translated from Japanese~

No, I haven't met him, I don't think. Unless he came down while I was in the medlab - I might not remember that.

Can you drive, then? I would love to go into town and get Colonel's Kentucky. Are they still open now?

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[x-wither.livejournal.com]

He got back when I came back so probably not.

Yeah, I can drive. Ummmm, no idea if they're still open, though. If not I think there's a grocery store open late and I can make you better chicken.

[x-kaminari.livejournal.com]

~Translated from Japanese~

Yes please. Food would be good. I skipped dinner because I didn't want to deal with people downstairs.

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[x-wither.livejournal.com]

Soooo not blaming you for that reason for skipping. We'll get food or I'll make food, promise.