Fish?

Oct. 19th, 2007 10:45 pm
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I realize this tank must have been sitting in the room for some time and I havn't even noticed up until now. I know something is living inside, but it hasn't emerged from where ever its hiding. So, what is it, and does it bite?

Date: 2007-10-21 10:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-kaminari.livejournal.com
~Translated from Japanese~

How do you know it's a once in a lifetime thing? I mean, you must not have done it before or you wouldn't say it, but maybe it's just happening for the first time and will happen again? Also, where are you molting? Cause, if the picture is you then you're not feathered. Unless you have, like, tengu legs or something. Or a bird butt? Is your ass feathered? That would be pretty random, I guess, but maybe it's not the weirdest mutation ever. I wonder what that would be? The weirdest mutation. Actually, having a feathered ass would be up there, I think. But I've not met that many mutants.

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Date: 2007-10-22 02:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
Unless Jay has mutated more in the last year, I can totally assure you that his ass is not feathered at all.

Date: 2007-10-22 03:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-icarus.livejournal.com
Just.. Oh god. Forget it. Like talking to a wall.

Date: 2007-10-22 03:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
Yeah, but a wall that looks totally freakin' awesome in these pants.


... wait, was that too much? I can never tell.

Date: 2007-10-22 03:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-icarus.livejournal.com
It was way too much. Can you just not do that?

Date: 2007-10-22 03:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
Do what? Talk about my pants, or quote Reel Big Fish?

Date: 2007-10-22 04:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-icarus.livejournal.com
YOu know what.

Maybe both.

Date: 2007-10-22 04:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
Probably a lost cause for both. Just sayin'.

Could be worse. I could sing. LOUD.

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Date: 2007-10-22 02:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-icarus.livejournal.com
It might happened again, but right now, I'm only thinking about making it stop happening. And the feathers are from my wings, not my ass. Thank you very much. That would be the weirdest mutation but I think there's worse things to have then a feathered butt. On average, don't 95% of the male population sport a hairy ass?

Date: 2007-10-22 03:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-kaminari.livejournal.com
~Translated from Japanese~

Not in Japan, but you foreigners are weird. And smell like cheese.

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Date: 2007-10-22 03:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-icarus.livejournal.com
I bet they wax. And I do not smell like cheese. Kevin might, but not me.

Date: 2007-10-22 03:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-kaminari.livejournal.com
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Wax what?

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Date: 2007-10-22 04:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-icarus.livejournal.com
Their ass. Wait, are we talking about the same thing now?

Date: 2007-10-22 04:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-kaminari.livejournal.com
~Translated from Japanese~

I have no idea. I was talking about how Japanese people aren't hairy and don't smell as bad as westerners and you started talking about candles or some shit.

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Date: 2007-10-22 04:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-icarus.livejournal.com
I meant that I think the japanese would wax their ass. You know, like uh, pouring hot wax on their body type of deal and ripping it off with the hairs. The more painful way of shaving. I think I would confess anything if someone waxed my ass.

Date: 2007-10-22 04:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-kaminari.livejournal.com
~Translated from Japanese~

That's sounds REALLY PAINFUL. Why would anyone do that? Gods, you all really are barbaric over here. No one in Japan would ever do that. They wouldn't need to. And it would be stupid.

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Date: 2007-10-22 04:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-icarus.livejournal.com
I bet you there's salons all over Japan that do that. You just never hear about it. Look, lets google it and see sometime. That's why the Japanese look so hairless and perfect. Especially the men.

Date: 2007-10-22 03:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
Dude, we do not smell like cheese. I would know. We smell like a lot of things, but cheese ain't one of them. I mean, not unless people are cooking things with cheese.

Date: 2007-10-22 03:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-kaminari.livejournal.com
~Translated from Japanese~

Known fact. Japanese smell like fish because we eat so much fish, and westerners smell like cheese, because you drink so much milk and eat cheese and so on.

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Date: 2007-10-22 04:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
... I think my nose didn't get that fact told to it yet, because you and Shiro and Leyu don't smell like fish.



Date: 2007-10-22 04:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-kaminari.livejournal.com
~Translated from Japanese~

Well, Shiro and Leyu have lived here so long, they've basically become Americans anyways.

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Date: 2007-10-22 02:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-sanfuaiyaa.livejournal.com
~Translated from the Japanese~

This is what I get for being hospitable?

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Date: 2007-10-22 03:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-kaminari.livejournal.com
~Translated from Japanese~

Hey, hospitality appreciated and all, but I call it like I see it. Leyu'd get serious shit if you ever moved home and tried to send her to school and you know it. Her every move screams "hi, I'm an American".

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