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Jay Guthrie ([personal profile] x_icarus) wrote2009-03-12 09:06 pm

Pie.

I need a Lorna replacement.

I need my pie.

Not just any pie. But Pie. The Pie. The ultimate apple pie.

I'm accepting applications.

[identity profile] x-cloudy.livejournal.com 2009-03-13 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
Oooh, you should talk to Callie. She's good at that sort of thing.

[identity profile] x-icarus.livejournal.com 2009-03-13 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
Applications. I need applications. Or better yet, offerings to my room. I gots dani but I don't wanna ask too much of her. I like her fry bred.

[identity profile] x-cloudy.livejournal.com 2009-03-13 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
Is there an official form to go along with your desired pastry sacrifices?

[identity profile] x-icarus.livejournal.com 2009-03-13 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
Honestly? I just wanna sit there while someone makes it. Lorna use to make me sit and wait for her cooking (or she'd track me down and haul my ass to the kitchen). I miss the smell. Makes me feel at home.

The fact that a pie comes with this deal works for me too.

[identity profile] x-cloudy.livejournal.com 2009-03-13 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
Makes sense. :) I can't do pie, (can't get the crust right,) but I make very good apple crisp which smells pretty much the same, if you'd like. Although I might make you peel some apples in exchange. :D

[identity profile] x-icarus.livejournal.com 2009-03-13 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
SEe thats why there needs to be a taste test because oh you know what? It's all Lorna's fault. I use to avoid her like the plague and then she pinned my ass down and made me sit while she cooked. She use to make all these dishes, specialty things and I don't know what they were called. But she'd make me try all of them, just to see what I liked (which was pretty much all of them).

I use to avoid her cause I liked her chasing after me to eat her food. heh. It made her more determined.

And you know what? The crust is the best part. Thats why there needs to be applications.

[identity profile] x-cloudy.livejournal.com 2009-03-13 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
You just like being pursued. ;) (Although having Lorna chase after you could be kinda scary sometimes.) She didn't leave anyone her recipes?

Crust, unlike math, is hard. Mine is always made of fail. :) If you need anyone else to help you judge, let me know. :D

[identity profile] x-icarus.livejournal.com 2009-03-13 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe.

In the name of food, yes I do. Yes, I do.

Well, I think Callie, yeah? She's gonna do some saturday or somethin? You can come?

[identity profile] x-cloudy.livejournal.com 2009-03-13 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
I think I can do that. :) Lemme know when.

[identity profile] x-adrienne.livejournal.com 2009-03-13 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my God why do you have to mention food?

[identity profile] x-cynosure.livejournal.com 2009-03-13 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
If I understand correctly, she has decided to give up eating for Lent.

[identity profile] x-icarus.livejournal.com 2009-03-13 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
Just cause she's starving don't mean I need to.

[identity profile] x-adrienne.livejournal.com 2009-03-13 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not starving myself because it's Lent. I'm starving myself because I had an unfortunate encounter with a piece of bad salmon.

[identity profile] x-adrienne.livejournal.com 2009-03-13 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
Something I ate didn't agree with me.

[identity profile] x-adrienne.livejournal.com 2009-03-13 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
I need to never eat again.

[identity profile] x-icarus.livejournal.com 2009-03-13 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
More for me.

[identity profile] x-dryad.livejournal.com 2009-03-13 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
I made some soup from Mister Beaubier that's my grandmother's cure-all. There's still some left. About half the batch. If you would like some.

[identity profile] x-adrienne.livejournal.com 2009-03-13 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
I think I'm quite comfortable never eating again, but thank you for the offer Miss Betto.

[identity profile] x-dryad.livejournal.com 2009-03-13 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
What sort of apple are we talking? Dutch? Napoleon? Hand pies?

[identity profile] x-icarus.livejournal.com 2009-03-13 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know. There's different kinds?

All of 'em?

[identity profile] x-dryad.livejournal.com 2009-03-13 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. There are! They're all yummy in their own ways.

If you can hold out another day or so I can make some for you after my test on Saturday.

[identity profile] x-icarus.livejournal.com 2009-03-13 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
Oh no, I wanna be there when you make em. Just say the day.

[identity profile] x-dryad.livejournal.com 2009-03-13 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
Saturday. It's Pi day anyways. Perfect day for apple pie!