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[x_icarus]

Reality Check please.

Does anyone want a Guthrie?

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[x-cynosure.livejournal.com]

Which one? I may consider making an offer.

[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

Well the oldest is free because he's a King of the Artards. My sister might say yes at a pretty boy but that's if you can pry her microscope from her cold fingers (I'd like to add cold, dead fingers, but she's still alive). And the youngest needs pie... which, I can see someone's makin' an offer cause its PI day.

[x-cynosure.livejournal.com]

Hmm. Spiriting away the history professor will only increase my classload, so that is out. Besides, I believe that Morgan has a prior claim.

I could get over Paige being a girl, but the scientist aspect is a deal-breaker.

And the youngest still needs to learn to cook. That, at least, can be worked with.

[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

Come again about Morgan? What?

[x-cynosure.livejournal.com]

Morgan has a prior claim to my increasingly rare free time. She also still has my passcode and an array of sharp weapons, so it would be especially important that I not take up your brother's classes as my own.

[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

Huh.... Okay.

Yeah, we did have that scheduled back then, didn't we? Not really no point to it now. I know how to cook for myself, just not good.

[x-cynosure.livejournal.com]

If you knew how to cook, you wouldn't have to be at the mercy of others when it comes to fulfilling your pie cravings.

[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

True but... I don't think I could make a pie like Lorna or like my ma.

[x-cynosure.livejournal.com]

Perhaps your mother's pastry-rolling skills are hereditary?

[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

If they are, god help me, cause something tells me hereditary is a package deal.

But sure, I'll bite.

Anytime.

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

I'm the rare breed; athlete scientist. I know anatomy, let me show you how to use it sort of thing.

Jono has yet to complain, anyway.